apple seller's definitions

sloob

A lazy sloppy person that does not clean up after themselves. they often are seen at McDonald's leaving their trash on the table.

I hate going to McDonald's because sloobs leave their trash every were.

by apple seller May 18, 2013

scorching fart

this is the worst fart in the world. they burn like hell and smell like a dead animal mixed with rotten egg. Also produce the most methane gas if there is an open flame the room will ignite

meg ripped a scorching fart that stunk up the entire room thank god there was no open flame.

by apple seller November 9, 2013

jiggly-fat

jiggly-fat is the most disgusting type of obesity. the fat wiggles and jiggles when walking looks very disgusting.

i saw jiggly-fat today and i puked when i saw it.

by apple seller November 10, 2010

franapple

Franapple is i a stupid person that sucks at everything and can't do anything right.

my friend Dan is such a Franapple he got fired from 20 jobs

by apple seller December 8, 2010

two butt fat

Two butt fat is when you are so fat it looks like you have two butts.

Keven, did you see that person he was so fat he had two butts.

Austin, pukes, i just lost my lunch yeah that is called two butt fat Keven.

by apple seller December 12, 2010

floob

floppy and boob floppy boob

did you see those floobs on the lady they were flopping every where.

by apple seller March 20, 2013

McDonald's fat

McDonald's fat is is a type of fat that you get from eating McDonald's. McDonald's fat can be burned off but is is hard to burn off.

my friend ate McDonald's and got McDonald's fat

by apple seller November 2, 2010