homiehoestasis

Maintaining a proper balance of time spent with the homies and the hoes. (Can be platonic or romantic)

Homie: Yo hop on in 15

You: Sorry bro imma go netflix and chill with my girl.

Homie: Yo come on man that’s not a proper homiehoestasis! You’ve spent all week with her and have only played for 30 minutes!

You: Don’t worry i’ll make it up to u next week ;)

by anti-🍯 man January 08, 2021

hilf

Like a milf (mother is like to fuck) or a dilf (dad id like to fuck) a hilf is a Hermanastro I’d Like to Fuck. It is essentially when you are deeply entranced with your homie and you two become step brothers. This is the next level when you notice that tu hermanastro lookin tasty af... so he’s the hilf.

Damn today i realized that I’m a hilf and daniel is my hermanastro...

by anti-🍯 man April 29, 2021

Honey 🍯

A quick slang expression for a really horny person.

Damn, Barna is one of the most honey 🍯 people i’ve ever met.

by anti-🍯 man December 14, 2020