Definitions by anti-π― man
hilf
Like a milf (mother is like to fuck) or a dilf (dad id like to fuck) a hilf is a Hermanastro Iβd Like to Fuck. It is essentially when you are deeply entranced with your homie and you two become step brothers. This is the next level when you notice that tu hermanastro lookin tasty af... so heβs the hilf.
hilf by anti-π― man April 28, 2021
homiehoestasis
Maintaining a proper balance of time spent with the homies and the hoes. (Can be platonic or romantic)
Homie: Yo hop on in 15
You: Sorry bro imma go netflix and chill with my girl.
Homie: Yo come on man thatβs not a proper homiehoestasis! Youβve spent all week with her and have only played for 30 minutes!
You: Donβt worry iβll make it up to u next week ;)
You: Sorry bro imma go netflix and chill with my girl.
Homie: Yo come on man thatβs not a proper homiehoestasis! Youβve spent all week with her and have only played for 30 minutes!
You: Donβt worry iβll make it up to u next week ;)
homiehoestasis by anti-π― man January 8, 2021
Honey π―
Honey π― by anti-π― man December 14, 2020