164 definitions by anthony

pilfer

Person that sits in a bathtub, farts, then bites at the bubbles

Chris's breath smells like shit because he's a pilfer.

by anthony April 3, 2005

Lars Ulrich

Technical drummer. Lucky to have met Mr. James (rhythm god) Hetfield. Went against Napster but who really gives a flying fuck anymore? Who really gave a flying fuck then? Can still haul his ass off live on the doubles.

Any show.

by anthony June 27, 2004

Duck

Someone who is corny!

"Look at that duck over there"

by anthony January 19, 2004

dunt

a big penis that is 12 or more inches long

He has a big dunt

by anthony February 12, 2003

vbg

An internal organ found near the stomach and esophogas

When he got stabbed, his vbg was injured

by anthony April 24, 2003

Vagina crab

A chick who shuns herself out doing nothing for like 5 days wrapped in blankets being bitchy. So basically once a month....

I called sarah but she was being a Vagina crab so she wouldn't talk to me.

by anthony April 1, 2005

heart check

when some one is punched in the chest with force; the attack of punching one in the chest and if the recipient of the punch is a bitch about it then they have no heart but if they eat the punch then it shows that they have heart and therefore are protected against the heart check ; a way of pulling someone's hoe card ;could be for sayin dumb shit;could be for ne reason at all, maybe the person performing the heart check wants to pull a hoe card

1. Ken-(in front of jay talkin to jenny, who is jay's girlfriend) hey Jenny u know jay fucked kayla last night.(Jay punches Ken in the chest for the dumb shit he said)
2. Jack punches Dan in the chest, and Dan cries about it and him being a bitch about it demonstrates that his hoe card was pulled, or, Jack punches Dan in the chest and Dan eats the punch and tells Jack "yea man u punch like a little bitch," then Dan beats Jack's ass, signaling that Dan's hoe card was not pulled.

by anthony January 3, 2005