anthony's definitions

duckmonkey

When your face looks like a duck and monkey fucked each other and you were the product.

Man1: Hey look at Jaber, he's laying mack down.

Man2: Holy shit! He's mackin' on a duckmonkey.

by Anthony March 13, 2004

m'kay

Another word for o.k.(okay)

M'kay class, can you all please stay seated, m'kay?

by Anthony April 24, 2003

needledick

One who suffers from "Dinky Wang Syndrom"

Jeremy is suffering from needledick.

by Anthony January 1, 2004

spankin' the chimp

jerking off, whacking away at your member, pulling your pud.

i called dave to go to the bar, but he was too bush spankin' the chimp to go out.

by anthony December 15, 2004

nut in the butt

When you blow your load in some guys asshole!

Brian Smith likes when guys come to his room and nut in the butt

by Anthony April 3, 2005

poochi ass

a gay man whos ass as been spent.

ronald had surgery to

by anthony August 18, 2003

shitpiggery

The act of bringing home a shit pig from a bar, restaurant, Chuck-a-palooza or a highway gas station with the intent of fornicating with the beast. Sometimes this crime against humanity can turn into a long-term shitpig-o-rama lasting for weeks.

Holy shit, if Jack does not man down on this shitpiggery he will have to burn his bed sheets.

by anthony February 19, 2005