anonymous's definitions

dirt-tube commuter

A homosexual man

Chad over there? Yeah, he's a dirt-tube commuter in the worst way.

by Anonymous January 19, 2003

Puff Daddy

A rapper/producer that a lot of uneducated people on this piece of shit site hate because he's rich and he has everything.

I'd rather be him than your poor ass any day.

Puff Daddy is starin' at the world through his rear view.

by Anonymous October 9, 2004

Coffeegrinder

to wipe your crusty ass, take the crumbs and put them on someone's forehead. Then grind the crumbs by smacking your penis against their forehead repeatively.

She's hott, she's really hott, she is coffeegrinding hott!

by Anonymous March 20, 2004

human urinal

a person that likes to act as a urinal and drinks / gets pissed on

Jane: where r u going?
Tom: to piss
Jane: my mouths open
Tom: 0.0

by anonymous October 21, 2004

poomer

all-you-can-eat pussy

Oh man, I could really go for some poomer right about now.

by Anonymous February 7, 2003

surf

to balance on a fiberglass board as it is propelled through the water by a wave

by Anonymous April 27, 2003

valley girl

noun. Girl who is from the San Fernando Valley of Los Angeles (area code 818)

any female in the movie "2 days in the valley" or Julie from "valley girl" (1983)

by Anonymous July 1, 2003