anonymous's definitions

lee mckinnon

lee is gonna get his ass kicked if he shows

lets see if he gets scared again

by Anonymous June 3, 2003

contr0l

The one and only contr0l can not be defined... he defines himself. Spit game like flem, lay pipe like an Arabian Oil Sheke, Packin more meat in his pants than the Ponderosa ranch, Deep in the game... take the dilznic to your females frame... Bringing the pain... leave her with scambled eggs for brains.

"Oh Daddy, I know you wanted me to go to college and do something with my life, but after contr0l unleashed the man beast on me I can't think of nothin but dilznic e'ry day... dilznic e'ry night he dislocated my spinal column but the pleasure made it alright'

by Anonymous March 22, 2003

lisowski

One who doesn't get mad, just even.

You don't want to mess with him, he's the sort that will pull a Lisowski.

by Anonymous July 28, 2003

Twat-burger

A burger that is twatful and..........shut up.

MAn you are such a twat burger!!!

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

Beast Man

Police

"Beast man's rollin up"

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

blumpken

to shit while getting a blowjob and taking a bong load

by Anonymous August 7, 2003

I'm leaving the board forever

Very common message posted to messageboards.

Normally posted by a disgruntled user when upset and wanting attention.

While someone who posts such a message will sometimes mean it and will never again go to that board after posting such a message, usually once they calm down, they'll come back and will be posting as though they never posted it.

On some messageboards, such messages are so common and/or posted by certain users so much that people have learned to automatically ignore them.

I logged in this morning to find yet another I'm leaving the board forever message. The guy that posted it has already posted ten of them and returned less then twenty four hours after each time.

by anonymous November 6, 2004