by Anonymous July 17, 2003

by Anonymous March 12, 2003

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

New label for French Fries in Congressional cafeterias. Also 'Freedom Toast'.
Other projected changes include renaming 'Swiss cheese' to 'American cheese' and 'American cheese' to 'Really American cheese'.
Other projected changes include renaming 'Swiss cheese' to 'American cheese' and 'American cheese' to 'Really American cheese'.
by Anonymous May 8, 2003

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

by Anonymous June 23, 2003

by Anonymous November 6, 2002
