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bellend

A guy who has a bellend as a face.

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

mouthify

v. to perform wordfellatio/word

mouthifying, mouthified

"Now I have done many things while having my wang mouthified..." - The Ladies Man

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

Chalone

a penis that is wider than it is long

Tim: man that guys got a tuna can for a dick
Jimmy: oh, you mean a chalone?
Tim: yeah

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

Poe

1. An atrocious insult meaning everything nasty that was ever said or thought
2. A self centered turd
3. A bit worse than a french person

Person A: "You are a Poe!"
Person B: "I will go cry now!"

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

Screaming Pelican

When you're getting head on th beach, right before you blow your load, grab a fistful of sand and throw it in her eyes.

"I got on that girl on the beach last night." "Really? You give her the screaming pelican?" "Oh yeah."

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

bull dog

The act of puting ones balls between their legs and preceding to moon sombody.

Dude, im totally going to bull dog that car.

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

turn

to change one's body's direction
to crap on a stick

i turned yesterday

by Anonymous May 28, 2003