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A guy who has a bellend as a face.
t0m by Anonymous May 28, 2003
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dat t0m is one leet coon
t0m by t0msbiggestfanrav May 28, 2003
A mute jug-eared sort
I saw that kid the other day, what a complete t0m that cunt is
t0m by go_sausage May 20, 2008
dick licker
t0m l0v3s th3 c0ck
t0m by im not a nigger May 29, 2003

maj0r_t0m_2.0

the most unbelievably gorgeous thing to ever walk the face of the earth. his eyes speak louder than words could ever, so beautifully blue, which vary from different shades of blue. his hair, a beautiful brown, which fades into a bright blonde, his hair is wacky and all over the place, but in a very cute and also very hot way. his lips, the softest, the warmest, and the most perfectly shaped lips, you could ever imagine. all of this, can be described in one person, and that person's name is tyler, the most beautiful boy, I have ever seen. baby, i love you.

- your pocket <3
Dude, is that maj0r_t0m_2.0?
Yeah it is, he's my boyfriend. he's fucking gorgeous. <3
maj0r_t0m_2.0 by Pocket 2.0 October 2, 2022

classic.stupid.t0m 

A very swaggy tiktoker who deserves more fame.
Person 1: “Dude, do you follow classic.stupid.t0m on TikTok?”
Person 2: “Of course I do.”

T0MATVism 

T0MATVism is the following of T0MATV and his Youtube channel, though he has been slow to upload seeing as is spending all his time editing a video that he will never be allowed to upload. He enjoys to play Fortnite with the boyz and in his spare time he likes to watch his own videos in his basement with a picture of his ex stuck on the wall...
I love to watch T0MATV, this means i am a follower of T0MATVism
T0MATVism by ILuvT0MATV April 24, 2023
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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