anonymous's definitions

book

1.best thing in da world
2.worst thing in da world

1. i love reading books in my free time.
2. ugh. i have to read 5 books over vacation for english homework

by anonymous January 18, 2004

Jane

Someone who is very average in appearance and everything else, even though everyone wants to be her and thinks she is gorgeous. "Plain Jane"

Everyone else: "Jane, your pictures are so pretty, you are so going to be a model. Every night I pray to God that I'll wake up and look like you."
Dan: (sigh) "That girl's smile could brighten anyone's day!"

by anonymous June 11, 2006

dark room

A room in a gay bar or adult movie theater where customers engage in sexual activity of some kind.

When he was looking for the toilet, he accidentally entered some dark room.

by Anonymous January 19, 2004

trample

To stand or walk on one's body and esp. sexual organs as part of an extreme foot fetish.

XXX Ladies love to trample XXX Click to enter

by Anonymous January 19, 2004

facesit

Act of one person, usually a female, sitting on another person's face to sexually stimulate that person. Can include cunnilingus, breath control. See femdom.

That old bugger has a facesitting fetish.

by Anonymous January 19, 2004

infms

A programmer for infms corp.

u know infms? hes a awsome c++ programmer!

by anonymous January 19, 2004

oyster crackers

strange coincidence when you and another person are thinking of the same thing at the same time.

Jane: "You know what would be really good right now?"
Jane & Emily (In Unison): "Apple Pie Ice Cream."
Jane & Emily (Looking at each other and in unison): "Oyster Crackers!"

by anonymous January 19, 2004