anonymous's definitions

DMczaf

One who whines about the way he is defined.

Dude, don't be a DMczaf...so what if they think you're gay?

by Anonymous February 14, 2004

Punchout

Australian slang for a fistfight.

"My mate and I got in a punchout last night. He broke me my nose."

by Anonymous February 14, 2004

from eye socket to bunghole

A phrase usually used in conjunction with being beaten, i.e. "bruised from eye socket to bunghole."

This huge dog came out of nowhere and pummeled me from eye socket to bunghole.

by Anonymous February 14, 2004

going steady

Exclusively dating a member of the opposite sex for an extended period of time.

Michelle and I have been going steady for about six months now.

by Anonymous February 14, 2004

keg stand

The act of doing a handstand on a keg while guzzling down a mass amount of said keg's contents through its hose-like dispenser. There is a common myth that by being positioned upside-down during the consumption of beer, the alcohol will reach the brain more quickly (this is anatomically possible given that the beer must reach the stomach first). The person performing such an act is typically physically supported by many intoxicated friends.

I just did a keg stand and now I'm horribly drunk.

I tried to hold my hands in place during the keg stand, but I got some beer up my nose, so my hands slipped and I very nearly injured myself.

by Anonymous February 14, 2004

cockknocker

One who engages in the act of touching his penis to another man's penis in a "knocking" fashion.

I know for sure that Bob is a cockknocker because I witnessed him slapping another man's penis with his own.

by Anonymous February 14, 2004

hangers

Large, pendulous breasts that sag noticeably.

Sally is voluptous and has some nice-looking hangers on her chest.

Your grandmother has big, floppy hangers. She must obtain a more supportive brassiere.

by Anonymous February 14, 2004