fanny beard

You will require a girl with a hairy bush. Flip her upside down spread her legs, go behind her and rest your chin on her fanny. A mirror is best at this point to check out your fanny beard. You can use ladies with differing colour hair to get your desired look.

Flipped my bird upside down last night and took a fanny beard selfie. My birds sporting an 80s bush at the moment.

by anon.gcfgv755r August 29, 2014

going barefaced

Going out and about doing your own thing without the use of a surgical mask.

"Going to the shop"
"You ain't going barefaced"
"F U & the government imma do ma thing"

by anon.gcfgv755r April 22, 2020

tp castle

A way to insult dumbass village people who panic buy dumb shit like toilet roll.

Why don't you fuck off back to your tp castle

by anon.gcfgv755r March 14, 2020

booby baffled

When a baffled virgin gets his first proper gander at a pair of boobs. He will gaze and be baffled as to what to do. The type of person who suffers from this is normally always baffled at new situations in life. You can only be booby baffled once in life.

Showed Norman my breasts last night. It was awkward, he got booby baffled. He never made 2nd base.

by anon.gcfgv755r September 16, 2014

chippie chips

The tastiest of chips.
When in a chip shop make sure to ask for chippie chips, they won't serve the normal chips they will give you the don.

Steve: Wanna get some chips
Gordan Ramsey: Yer sure
Steve: Hi, can we get two portions of chippie chips, cheers.
Gordan Ramsey: hahaha what did you say
Gordan Ramsey: Hmm, damn that is delicious, finally some good fucking chips!
Steve: That's cos they are chippie chips

by anon.gcfgv755r August 03, 2020

less naggy, more maggy

Less nagging around people doing wrong and more conservatives policies (Maggie Thatcher).

An alternative to go woke go broke.

Jed = "We need to bring back national rail. "
Dave = "Less naggy, more maggy".

by anon.gcfgv755r February 07, 2022

Cuntberg

When you meet someone who you think might be a bit of a cunt only after getting to know them do you realise that underneath that persona, like an iceberg where 91% of it is under the surface, they are in fact a massive horrible cunt.

You know that boy Tom, I thought he was a bit off turns out his is a cuntberg.

by anon.gcfgv755r September 18, 2017