Definitions by anon.gcfgv755r

prolapse kiss 

The prolapse kiss is when you take two people with their dangly prolapsed rectums, have them bed over and reverse into each other eventually connecting the two anal tubes. Ideally you can play holly valence song kiss kiss during said procedure for increased pleasure.

Ben lifted too much weight at the gym.
Jim also lifted too much weight at the gym. Both prolapsed. On the way to the hospital the trolleys in the ambulance moved and their hanging out a holes touched.

What? dude you mean they acheieved the rare opportunity of the prolapse kiss. Wooh that's is a beautiful moment. They will be bros for life now .

prolapse kiss by anon.gcfgv755r July 12, 2017

leechhold 

You think you own your property but actually you fell for the new build property scandal whereby you bought a leasehold for 999 years, and will be screwed numerous times by various people. You got a leechhold.

I bought a Persimmons house.
No mate, you rent the land and they get the right to charge you hundreds of pounds for just asking to think about adding a conservatory. You got a leechhold. They will.sell the free hold on and butt fuck you with covenants and ground rents. Bad luck.

leechhold by anon.gcfgv755r June 26, 2017

Bringles 

Combo of beer and pringles.

What you up to tonight?
Bringles and Neflix.

Bringles by anon.gcfgv755r October 9, 2016

poojan horse 

When you leave a turd in the toilet and put the lid down. Derived from the word Trojan horse.

Dude, you know that girl I got freaky with last night. I left her a poojan horse for her.

poojan horse by anon.gcfgv755r March 18, 2015

bafflechops 

Bafflechops is a chopsy chap who talks rubbish and baffles everyone including themselves. Can usually be found working in a mobile phone store.

Hey there are you interested in a phone. Yes what is 4G? Well it's one better then 3G. What is 3g? Er it's one better than 2g . 5g will be here tomorrow 2 high is betterer. Do you not what to not get insurance not?

Ah man that guy in the phone shop is such a bafflechops

bafflechops by anon.gcfgv755r March 18, 2015

booby baffled 

When a baffled virgin gets his first proper gander at a pair of boobs. He will gaze and be baffled as to what to do. The type of person who suffers from this is normally always baffled at new situations in life. You can only be booby baffled once in life.

Showed Norman my breasts last night. It was awkward, he got booby baffled. He never made 2nd base.

booby baffled by anon.gcfgv755r September 16, 2014

fanny beard

You will require a girl with a hairy bush. Flip her upside down spread her legs, go behind her and rest your chin on her fanny. A mirror is best at this point to check out your fanny beard. You can use ladies with differing colour hair to get your desired look.

Flipped my bird upside down last night and took a fanny beard selfie. My birds sporting an 80s bush at the moment.

fanny beard by anon.gcfgv755r August 29, 2014