Bringles

What you up to tonight?
Bringles and Neflix.
by anon.gcfgv755r February 01, 2016
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prolapse kiss

The prolapse kiss is when you take two people with their dangly prolapsed rectums, have them bed over and reverse into each other eventually connecting the two anal tubes. Ideally you can play holly valence song kiss kiss during said procedure for increased pleasure.
Ben lifted too much weight at the gym.
Jim also lifted too much weight at the gym. Both prolapsed. On the way to the hospital the trolleys in the ambulance moved and their hanging out a holes touched.

What? dude you mean they acheieved the rare opportunity of the prolapse kiss. Wooh that's is a beautiful moment. They will be bros for life now .
by anon.gcfgv755r June 26, 2017
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hamberger

How Trump spells hamburger in 2020. We have progressed from the 2019 spelling of hamberders.
...schedule and eating habits, written by a third rate reporter who knows nothing about me. I will often be in the Oval Office late into the night & read see that I am angrily eating a hamberger & Diet Coke in my bedroom. People with me are always stunned, Anything to demean!
by anon.gcfgv755r April 28, 2020
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bafflechops

Bafflechops is a chopsy chap who talks rubbish and baffles everyone including themselves. Can usually be found working in a mobile phone store.
Hey there are you interested in a phone. Yes what is 4G? Well it's one better then 3G. What is 3g? Er it's one better than 2g . 5g will be here tomorrow 2 high is betterer. Do you not what to not get insurance not?

Ah man that guy in the phone shop is such a bafflechops
by anon.gcfgv755r March 18, 2015
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barge rage

The idyllic canal of Britain have become to crowded and with that come the barge rage. A hark back to the days of the British empire, these baby boomers want to live as there great parents did and smash some shit up, rape and pilage when they can't find a spot a London dockyard even if it is a British on British crime.
Look at those two gammons going at it, bit of the old barge rage. What's the point, a boat is a as expensive as a house up north in London.
by anon.gcfgv755r December 31, 2022
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poojan horse

When you leave a turd in the toilet and put the lid down. Derived from the word Trojan horse.
Dude, you know that girl I got freaky with last night. I left her a poojan horse for her.
by anon.gcfgv755r March 18, 2015
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tp castle

A way to insult dumbass village people who panic buy dumb shit like toilet roll.
Why don't you fuck off back to your tp castle
by anon.gcfgv755r March 14, 2020
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