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by anon.gcfgv755r March 14, 2020
Get the tp castle mug.You will require a girl with a hairy bush. Flip her upside down spread her legs, go behind her and rest your chin on her fanny. A mirror is best at this point to check out your fanny beard. You can use ladies with differing colour hair to get your desired look.
Flipped my bird upside down last night and took a fanny beard selfie. My birds sporting an 80s bush at the moment.
by anon.gcfgv755r August 29, 2014
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Get the Bringles mug.Holidaying from Home, an enforced situation by your employee to put profit before people during coronavirus lockdown.
Regardless of what the UK government has said about carrying holiday over for 2 years, you work for a corporation, probably American, that doesn't give a hoot about this. You know if you don't take your holiday at home you'll be at the top of the list for the up and coming redundancy round.
Regardless of what the UK government has said about carrying holiday over for 2 years, you work for a corporation, probably American, that doesn't give a hoot about this. You know if you don't take your holiday at home you'll be at the top of the list for the up and coming redundancy round.
by anon.gcfgv755r April 20, 2020
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Get the pooper-intendent mug.When you meet someone who you think might be a bit of a cunt only after getting to know them do you realise that underneath that persona, like an iceberg where 91% of it is under the surface, they are in fact a massive horrible cunt.
by anon.gcfgv755r September 18, 2017
Get the Cuntberg mug.The bafflator is the guy at work who is always baffled. No matter what you explain they will be baffled. When you see them the gladiators theme tune from the sky series enters your head and you replace the word gladiator s with the word bafflator, you chuckle to yourself a day then prepare yourself for the next question.
You cannot allow more than one bafflator in a meeting otherwise baffling will spread like a virus and infect all those in the meeting. Resulting in a mega bafflasourous smashing up the building requiring the help of the power rangers to coax the evil beast down from the top of the building and Will Self on a mega phone trying to talk some sense it to the dense mass.
Bafflators can be appeased temporarily by giving the bits of paper with the title instructions on them. This only lasts 5 minutes before they are back with there fingers smelling of faeces as they have been scratching there bum bum. They will ask some other lame question before giving up and retreating to the cubicles to pick their nostrils.
Using your finger to point and saying someone else's name is a good defence.
You cannot allow more than one bafflator in a meeting otherwise baffling will spread like a virus and infect all those in the meeting. Resulting in a mega bafflasourous smashing up the building requiring the help of the power rangers to coax the evil beast down from the top of the building and Will Self on a mega phone trying to talk some sense it to the dense mass.
Bafflators can be appeased temporarily by giving the bits of paper with the title instructions on them. This only lasts 5 minutes before they are back with there fingers smelling of faeces as they have been scratching there bum bum. They will ask some other lame question before giving up and retreating to the cubicles to pick their nostrils.
Using your finger to point and saying someone else's name is a good defence.
Ah man the bafflator came over this morning. I gave him the precise instructions and he just stood there looking baffled.
by anon.gcfgv755r August 12, 2014
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