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guinea pig

A small, cute, furry rodent commonly sold as a pet. Eats just about any kind of vegetable, comes in many colors, screeches loudly when hungry. Possesses roughly the intelligence of a cow; sheds a lot.
Origin: Comes from South America. Named either after the country of Guiana or the fact that it originally cost one guinea in England. Raised for food in Peru; considered a pet everywhere else.
"WHEEK, WHEEK" screamed the guinea pig when she discovered her food bowl was empty.
by Anon July 24, 2006
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jedibitch

lazy journo who uses websites to gain mongs for articles
"Some jedibitch sent me an email trying to get me involved inan article about shagging my cousin"
by Anon August 12, 2003
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Procda

A legendary M41 warrior, strong christian beliefs, wierd dress sense.

Intent on annoyance, his persistant gimmicks can drive any normal person insane.
Walks round trafford centre with no pants on for joke.

Comes to fancy dress party dressed as a snail (dances on all fours in true snail style)
by Anon November 26, 2004
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pugina

Wow! I liked her pugina! It tasted great!
by Anon December 14, 2004
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gina

female equvielant of a "Gino"
"She tryin so hard to be a trendie, but shes just a f*ckinh gina.
by Anon October 15, 2006
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treadway

A noun of German origin. 1. A person incapable of dealing with technology; one whose presence causes a breakdown in all nearby electrical appliances. 2. A person unable to maintain a schedule; also marked by excessive lateness and/or absenteeism. 2b. Someone possessing a pathological devotion for engaging in tangents and asides. 3. Someone who believes that the world and its constituent parts can be properly represented by an array of identical circles.
That treadway is a walking computer virus; don't let him into the computer labs.
by anon March 28, 2005
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Internet Explorer

Microsoft's internet browser included with Windows systems. Faster at loading up than other browsers like Firefox and Netscape which take fucking ages. As an internet browser, it works and does its job.

Can be insecure with its default settings, but tieing them down virtually eliminates some, if not all of the security problems that people complain about. Unfortunately the reputation for spyware comes from dumb users who download shite like smiley central or are dumb enough to "YES" or "OK" to everything that pops up on screen.

Bashed by geeky open source zealots and Mozilla anoraks frequently who often over-exaggerate the truth in order to push their alternative.
IE is safe if you tie down its default security settings. I have NEVER had any malicious programs install automatically.
by anon March 6, 2005
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