Urban Dictionary: Definitions by anon

alok

verb: to shit on to someone's chest for their sexual gratification

I went round to your Mum's last night and alokked her.

alok by anon April 17, 2005

Term meaning to let of steam. Have shout, complain or whatever

I really needed to vent, so I got on the phone to that bitch

vent by Anon April 16, 2005

Any of a number of MP3 players that are not an I-pod, and thusly of lower quality/less socially acceptable.

synonym: I-wish

Faux-Pod by Anon April 16, 2005

centre of the universe

mill hill is near the centre of the universe

finchley by anon April 15, 2005

a donk is another for a stupid fuckin idiot

oh my gosh wayne is a donk

donk by anon April 15, 2005

a relationship between people, with a large age gap.

Dude James' girlfriend is 1 year younger than his mom, talk about a may-december relationship.

may-december by anon April 12, 2005

Person with no clear sexuality. i.e not seeming to be interested in either gender. A bit worrying at times.

He is such a squegg
I think I'm turning into a squegg!

squegg by Anon April 12, 2005