b0rked

L337 version of "broke" or "broken", usually pertaining to computers or computer programs. Something that is deemed b0rked is usually messed up beyond repair or recall.
My Microsoft server is b0rked: whenever I turn it on it starts smoking.

I would like to havening not read b0rked tickets. From "Chronicles of George"
by Anna August 17, 2003
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neolithic revolution

a period of time that kicked ass. basically the only thing that is learned in school. if you need to pass any class, you only need to know the neolithic revolution. especially the global regents.
"shyt, son. the neolithic revolution was the only thing on that test. i kicked its ass like woahhh"
by anna June 17, 2004
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ireland

Land of awful weather. You can freeze there in summer time.
Land of drinkers and black sheep.

BUT

It's the greenest land i've ever seen. The most beautiful, the most 'mystic'.
The land of shamrocks, POTATOES(!!!!!) poets & writers.
Ireland rocks and will rock forever.
The sky moves with you.
by Anna January 09, 2005
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Gryffindor

The sexiest house there is and found at Hogwarts.
Damn those Gryffindors are sexy, sexier than those Slytherins...
by Anna June 22, 2004
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Scrumble

A cross between a tickle & a hug. An affectionate wiggling of the fingers in the region of a friends torso (but not in inappropriate areas) often accompanied by cries of "scrumblesrcumblescrumblescrumble".
"Ooooh Sam you are lovely, I think I'll scrumble you"
by Anna December 27, 2003
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la la land

a paradise that relives everyone from stress. This often occurs when someone is blazzing ( weed ). They enter a state of happiness and become relaxed. This also occurs when you are day dreaming. =
tammiee was blazzing last nite, seemed to me like she was in la la land.

tishhaa! snap out of it your not in la la land!
by Anna March 04, 2005
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Jack Osbourne

Son of Ozzy...fat but still hot and rich.
Kelly Osbourne is a fugly fattie with no talent and a hot brother.
by Anna February 21, 2005
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