ann's definitions

earthquake party

a party where things are getting really bad

I think we need to leave, it's become an earthquake party.

by Ann March 21, 2004

cherie beast

A nomadic mammal with fangs and a large stinger. Origin in the south. Seen in Spring.

The Cherie Beast will mate with you and lay its eggs in your abdomen.

by ANN October 7, 2006

aye aye

not to be confused with aye aye captain an Aye Aye is a lemer (funny looking monkey) Don't critisize me for knowing this its not my fault i was doomed to write a 5th grade animal report!

Dude 1~ look at that Aye Aye over there!
Dude 2~ we're in the mountains there isn't a sea anywhere near us or a bloody captain either!
Dude 1~ why do I even pretend you have a brain!

by Ann July 12, 2004

salty the pocketknife

x-rated slang for the male penis (which is why Dustin Diamond told me he appropriated it for his band name).

Hey baby, why don't you come over here and meet my friend salty the pocketknife?

by ann January 31, 2004

beaumicious

Excessively or disgustingly emotional or idealistic

Her esssay about the role of her sandals in realizing that "she has a history of racial harmony under her feet" was so beaumicious that I felt physically sick.

by Ann October 22, 2004

glamdring

The name of the wizard Gandalf's sword in Tolkein's Middle Earth

Gandalf slew the Balrog with slashes from Glamdring

by Ann December 23, 2003

faghag

1. A woman, usu. heterosexual, who likes to be in the company of homosexual men, and/or is attracted primarily to gay men at the expense of heterosexual ones. 2. The female, usu. heterosexual primary companion of a homosexual male. Also known as The Alpha Hag. 3. An "iffy" heterosexual male who likes to be in the company of gay men. Also known as a FagStag.--FagHaggish adj.--FagHaggishly adv.--FagHagism n.

by Ann January 4, 2003