andy1's definitions

dog douche

a fun way of saying dog doo

Don't step in that dog douche

by andy1 December 3, 2003

eleanor clit

Left-wing reporter for Newsweek

Eleanor Clit is actually smarter than your average lib.

by andy1 June 15, 2007

Bonerville

The flagship of the Pontiac line for the past 50 years

Joe had a beautiful old Bonerville convertible

by andy1 May 29, 2005

Fair Pole

For some unknown reason in baseball, although both are in fair territory, both the line and the pole are officially called the foul line and the foul pole. They are both absolutely in fair territory, and therefore many of my friends and myself have called the two the fair line and the fair pole for many years.

Mike's Weenie's line drive hit the fair pole, and was therefore a home run. Earlier, David DeJesus's hooking liner hit the fair line in right field and was a double.

by andy1 June 15, 2007

Shallow Throat

The throat of, or a girl who can't really do BJs properly.

I nicknamed my girlfriend in the 70s "Shallow Throat"

by andy1 June 8, 2005

demonrat

Proper name for what many people call a member of the U.S. Democratic party, who believes in being soft on crime, soft on national defense and terrorism, and extra rights for minorities and women. They basically also believe in communism, socialism, penalizing the productive thru progressive and high taxes, stealing from the earners and producers, and giving free money to the lazy and the non-producers. They have also basically brainwashed the public, for no working person in their right mind would vote for this crap.

Algore is a liberal demonrat.

by andy1 July 23, 2006

Pizza Slut

Slang word for Pizza Hut.

Do you want to go to Barfy's, Hardon's, or Taco Smell?

by andy1 May 16, 2005