andy's definitions

Magenta Porpoise

the pink/reddish exposed penis of a dog, extending past the foreskin of an erect dog.

Check out the magenta porpoise on Rick's horny doberman!

by Andy December 22, 2004

ASW

anal sex waste

Bubba in Cell Block B is a leading producer of ASW.

by Andy August 9, 2003

hot topic

A store for punk, goth, emo ect people that overprices clothes, but also has a great selection of belts, belt buckles, plugs, patches and more cool stuff at reasonable prices.

"Dude? why are you going to hot top, the clothes are so expensive?"
"Because i want to buy a new Belt buckle and some plugs."

by Andy March 15, 2005

hoe hoe hoe

Someone who sneaks down people's chimneys and then fucks them.

Santa Claus is a hoe hoe hoe.

by Andy April 19, 2004

final fuck

Another typical scene in a porn movie where towards the end of the movie, it is the last sex scene.

"Aww, shit. I came in an hour and twenty minutes in, but at least I didn't miss the final fuck."

by Andy March 24, 2004

oldlady

The best person in the world at any given thing

ie: cs, ut, DOW, etc

"My mate andy is a right oldlady!"

by Andy November 26, 2004

Roll that beautiful bean footage

The act of tongue lapping the clitoris

Man, Im gonnna take your mom home and "roll that beautiful bean footage."

by Andy October 6, 2004