andy's definitions

Killographic

As pornography is the "graphic depiction of sex," killography is the "graphic depiction of brutal violence."

The game Manhunt is extremely killographic.

by Andy December 11, 2003

Predacon

1) a member of a special team of Decepticons who all transform into animals: Razorclaw, Rampage, Tantrum, Divebomb, Headstrong. Combine into Predaking.

2) the name adopted by the evil side (ex-Decepticons) in Beast Wars.

Razorclaw is a Predacon.

by Andy June 22, 2004

Liberal media

1. A lie created by conservative pundits used to describe four of the five major news networks and several newspapers. Consists primarily of a slight majority of left-leaning moderate reporters who are so terrified of being called biased, they deliberately slant their coverage far to the right. Known for ignoring important stories that could have a dramatic impact on American politics, including 2000 election fraud, prewar intelligence that refuted all of Bush's claims about Iraq, and 2004 election fraud.
2. (conservative slang) Any news source that is not blatant about its conservative slant; any news source without the motto 'fair and balanced.'

Damn that liberal media... they keep ignoring all the good things that have happened in Iraq, like those 50 people we saved from the rape rooms by killing 100,000 civilians.

by Andy November 30, 2004

Maedhros

The eldest of the seven sons of Feanor in Tolkien's book, The Silmarillion. He was also the lord of their armies after Feanor was slain.

He was captured by Morgoth shortly after his return to Middle-Earth and was held for a long time, chained by one arm to the wall of Angband, until rescued. He fought in various battles, including Nirnaeth Arnoediad and the attack on Elwing's forces, in an attempt to retrieve the Silmarils.

Eventually able to obtain one of the 2 jewels from Morgoth's crown, he found it unbearable to hold and ended up casting it into a volcano before killing himself.

Maedhros was the most tragic of the sons of Feanor, and seems to have been written out of many of their darkest deeds.

by Andy May 23, 2004

blow ballast

To defecate (Royal Navy slang)

"Excuse me chaps, I need to blow ballast."

by Andy June 19, 2006

Unce

Suprising or exciting, also expressing embarassment to others.

"I heard Jimmy has no parents"

some other person: "Unce"

by andy July 27, 2003

Dorthonion

A region of Beleriand, in the north, just to the south of Ard-Galen/Anfauglith and separated by a thin strip of land from Doriath to the south. It is a plateau surrounded by tall mountains which can be reached only via a few dangerous passes, which seem to lead mainly to Nan Dungortheb. Notable features include Rivil's Well and Tarn Aeluin.

Its role in Tolkien's book The Silmarillion is mainly as a site of a rearguard action by a small, heroic band of 14 outlaws led by the human king Barahir and including his son, Beren. It was overrun by Morgoth's forces after Dagor Bragollach, and became a scene of guerrilla battles until eventually only the 14 remained, harassing orkish patrols in the region. After Sauron crushed the outlaws, it was renamed Taur-nu-Fuin.

Sadly, the exploits of the outlaws were never turned into fully-fledged tales.

by Andy May 10, 2004