Umbar

Port and city in Northern Harad, built by evil Numenoreans in the second age and later a base for the Corsairs of Umbar (although some renditions place the Corsair base near to, rather than in, Umbar).

The city is marked on Middle Earth maps drawn by Tolkien, in contrast to most of Harad. The city name is Elvish, as befits its origin among Dunedain. (Haradrim name-forms are not given in Tolkien... I wonder why...). It also occurs in most of the Tolkien strategy games, though way outside where any action is likely to be.

Presumably fortified. Some fans have drawn detailed maps which can be found by doing a Google search - usually showing a fortified city with a number of inner levels, similar to other Numenorean cities such as Minas Tirith.
Umbar stands on the borderline between Harad and Gondor, controlling Haradrim access to the North.

The Corsairs were led into battle by Lord Nimhir of Umbar.
by Andy April 19, 2004
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benrik

Benrik is Ben Casey and Henrik Delehag, coauthors of "This Book Will Change Your Life" and "This Diary Will Change Your Life." With their powers combined, they create a series of books full of hilarious daily tasks.
Benrik says that today's task is Special Toe Day.
by Andy January 26, 2005
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Hurin

In Tolkien's book The Silmarillion, Hurin was the head of the house of Hador at the time of the Nirnaeth Arnoediad. He was transported to Gondolin by the eagles along with Huor, but was allowed to return to his people. His forces fought alongside the elves, and a valiant rearguard action by them along the river Sirion cost Morgoth's forces dear and enabled Turgon's army to escape back to Gondolin. Sadly, Hurin was captured by Morgoth, whereupon he was transported back to Angband and chained to a chair to watch the tragedy which would befall his loved ones, who were cursed. Morgoth also worked foul sorcery upon him to distort his will and perceptions.

He saw the tragic events which afflicted his children Turin and Nienor, and, when finally freed by Morgoth, went forth to confirm the truth of what he saw. He met his wife Morwen one last time and learnt from her what had befallen; after which he fell into a state of madness in which he returned to the gates of Gondolin and cried out, revealing its location to Morgoth. He then went to Nargothrond, slew Mim the petty dwarf and retrieved the Nauglamir, which for some Morgoth-encursed reason he gave to Elwe, triggering the events which led to the fall of Doriath.
Pronounced HOO-rin. It should have a rightward-slanting dash over the "U", but I don't think you can put those on Urban Dictionary.
by Andy May 23, 2004
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flaming

(UK slang) a swear-word added as an adjective to emphasise something, similar to bloody. Seems to be a reference to Hell.

The interjection "flaming Hell" is popular as a way of expressing shock, anger etc.
I can't get this flaming computer to work.

Oh, we've just lost 3-0. Flaming hell! I thought things would get better this season.
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flagellant

Someone who flagellates her or himself. In particular, a religious ascetic/masochist who attempts to attain a sublime state or to purge disease or sin through whipping or beating her or himself with ropes, chains and/or flails.

In the Warhammer fantasy battle game, flagellants are a type of special unit available to human armies who wield chains/flails, wear no armour and are immune to psychological effects such as fear.
"Oh no! It's flagellants, whipping themselves into a frenzy as usual"
(Warhammer: Dark Omen)
by Andy April 28, 2004
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Cherry Dinglers

Cherry Dinglers are dried up pieces of shit that hang from the hairs on your arse. They are a real pain to get rid of when showering.
Man i had so many cherry dinglers when she gave me a rim job she gaged on the bunch of cherry dinglers hanging out my ass.
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Unixelator

founder of unixelation.net and unixelation enterprises; one who thinks he can hack things and threatens to blow up the CHS's Server.
Dude, you're being gay like the unixelator himself.
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