numitz

shes a numitz
by andrew October 09, 2003
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Poo Dart

A wet fart which launches a fecal projectile
Damn that bitch poo darted my leg!
I was goin down on that chick and she poo darted my forehead.
by andrew December 05, 2002
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cab

A shorter and kewler way to say "dude"!
"Sup Cab?!"
by Andrew February 24, 2003
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shwagdaddy

He who rules all at life.
Andrew is a shwagdaddy.
by Andrew March 06, 2005
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Masshole

An adjective, typically used to describe a rude or discourteous person, most commonly in conjunction with the operation of a motor vehicle.

Examples of such behavior might include, but should not be limited to: tailgating, lane drifting, weaving, random stopping, randomly leaving a turn signal on, not using a turn signal to indicate a turn, inability to merge, inability to yield, inability to observe posted signs for anything, or any combination of these.
Just ride on the Mass Pike. Multiple examples will immediately come to mind.
by Andrew February 09, 2004
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hummer

a popular term for oral sex used mainly in the '70s
"the reason my pants were down at the scene of the car accident was because she was giving me a hummer while I drove."
by andrew February 14, 2005
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pirate hooker

a pirate hooker is a girl that moves from ass to ass, therefore making her a hooker. shes just looking for fresh booty
by Andrew March 20, 2005
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