andrew's definitions

hamsamich

H omosexual A nd M arried S traight A rea in Michigan. Otherwise known as Gaylord.

Last weekend we were driving through the hills of HamsaMich and these two gay married straight guys jumped on our car trying to get us to give them a Rusty Trombone. see rusty trombone.

by Andrew January 20, 2004

Hot

something pleasesnt, cool, or nice

You heard that new song? that song is hot.

by Andrew October 15, 2006

noster

A little ball and two penisis but a boy friend(duh-duh-dum)

Brandon Waser doens't have two penisis he just thinks he does reallyhe dont have 1

by andrew April 10, 2003

arizona hotrock

Not sure if this is actually feasible, but when you wrap sandpaper around your penis pour on a little hot sauce, and do a chick in the ass.

When I gave her the Arizona Hotrock, she started to cry, due to her burning asshole...but I quenched the fires with my spunk.

by Andrew March 1, 2004

math rock

A loose grouping of bands into a genre (but not a specific scene) of varying sounds. All share similar, abstract qualities and most find jazz as an influence. The math rock movement mostly occured during the mid to late 1990s. Bands that can be called math rock include June of 44, Rodan, Polvo, and the 1.6 Band.

Shir, that drummer sounds like he only listens to math rock.

by andrew September 24, 2004

fuckdiddly

Extension, inspired by Ned Flanders, of the commonly used word "fuck"
Adds emphasis and humour to an already overused word at the cost of it's sometimes offensive nature.

(It still should be considered unwise to use in front of in-laws, teachers etc.)

Kid A - "You have squashed frog between your toes!"

Kid B - "Fuckdiddly!"

Kid A - "I hear your 'fuckdiddly' and accept its light-hearted application to this frog-related incident"

by Andrew May 24, 2006

JERKSTORE

a jerk, a bum, a dick, an unpleasant person

Quit being a jerkstore, you jerkstore

by Andrew September 26, 2003