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Shoo shoo retarded flu

What you sat according to The Howard Stern show if the flu calls you up on the phone, so you don't get it, and instead, it dies.
The flu called Beth O but luckily Artie Lange grabbed the phone and said "Shoo shoo retarded flu" and the flu went far away.
That's great, but what was Artie doing with Beth O anyways?
Um...er...uh...well....Preventing her from getting the flu, and you should be damn well grateful for that!
by Andi June 10, 2006
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fig newtons

The greatest cookies on the face of the earth, since cookies were put on the face of the earth! It's a good way of getting your little one's into eating fruit too!
Hey Andi, I'm going to Albee Motors to get a new truck. Wanna come? You can bring Ivy Rose I hear she's a good little Peekie}.
Okay Dave, I'll come. I can eat some Fig Newtons in the waiting room and maybe some Twizzlers if some are available.
by Andi January 19, 2006
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Whizfest

When you both have to take a piss so badly, you sit on the toilet (woman) and spread your legs and the guy pees thru your legs as you are peeing too.
Hey Col, how was the road trip?
Andi, it was so much fun, but as soon as we hit the hotel....we had a Whizfest. Real horror show
by Andi June 10, 2006
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Ben Stiller

We all know who he is. I blew him.
I blew Ben Stiller. Then we did massive coke. Real horror show
by Andi February 17, 2005
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Spongebob

A cute little Sponge that wears square pants.. So what if he is gay?? What Patrick and Spongebob do behind closed Pineapples is noones business besides themselves. Maybe all the "Crusty Crab" got to him! No WONDER he's a flamer!!!
Spongebob takes it up the ass...doo dah doo dah. And that's his OWN damn business! I'll still let Ivy Rose watch the show. Just not his X-rated video.
by Andi February 17, 2005
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Urine soaked cock

When life just can't get any worse.Real horror show Can be resolved if men keep baby wipes in their car, so when that "urine trickle" comes out after they finish making peeps, they can clean themselves correctly.
Sometimes life gives you lemons, and you can make lemonade...but sometimes the world just gives you some Urine Soaked Cock!
by Andi June 10, 2006
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call of duty

When you have to shit so badly that you feel the turtle running for the finishline before you can run to the toilet!
Yo beyatch don't mean to cut you short, but I'm having a call of duty and I needs to find the John Pronto!! Ya dizzle?
by Andi June 10, 2006
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