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Definitions by andi

Fucktard 

A leotard with a hole in the crotch instead of snaps so you can get some quick in and out action between ballet performances.
Damn that ballet was boring, but Jenny wore her Fucktard and gave me a piece if I promised to stay for the whole show. It was worth it!!!
Fucktard by Andi March 2, 2005

Ben Stiller

We all know who he is. I blew him.
I blew Ben Stiller. Then we did massive coke. Real horror show
Ben Stiller by Andi February 17, 2005

Spongebob 

A cute little Sponge that wears square pants.. So what if he is gay?? What Patrick and Spongebob do behind closed Pineapples is noones business besides themselves. Maybe all the "Crusty Crab" got to him! No WONDER he's a flamer!!!
Spongebob takes it up the ass...doo dah doo dah. And that's his OWN damn business! I'll still let Ivy Rose watch the show. Just not his X-rated video.
Spongebob by Andi February 17, 2005

jack skellington 

Brilliant main character of my FAVORITE film..."Nightmare Before Christmas". The Pumpkin King and the Hottest Guy who's ever ceased to exist.
If Jack Skellington was human, I'd marry him in a heartbeat!
jack skellington by Andi February 10, 2005

nacho business

Something that someone wants to know, but they don't NEED to know. They have NOTHING to do with it! Not their business at all.
Hey what were you talking about to that guy?
We were discussing a Cheese Meeting.
What's a Cheese Meeting?
You know? One that is Nacho Business!
nacho business by Andi February 10, 2005

real horror show 

Just when things can't possibly get worse....THEY GET WORSE!!!! Defining life at it's worst, or so you think!
My week? You ask about my week? My finacee's uncle died, my neice is in the hospital, I have leukemia, my car is crapping out and I'm piss ass broke. A real, horror show.
real horror show by Andi February 9, 2005

howard stern 

Someone unafraid to speak his mind on any topic at any time. Because he is famous he has a HOT Model girlfriend who would never in ANY case even look his way if he was like, the Manager of KFC or something.
Hey---you listen to Howard Stern this morning? I pleassured myself to his radio show and hit a tree. (Real horror show)
howard stern by Andi February 9, 2005