crusty crab

When a guy cums all over a girls pubes and the guy gives her crabs!

Marlene: What Happen?? Whats wrong with your pants?
Elise:Damn it! That Small Dick Shit gave me a CRUSTY CRAB

by Anonymous August 06, 2003

Angle Poop

Sitting on a toilet at an angle while you poop so you don't burn your leg on the radiator.

by Anonymous January 24, 2003

Nocashvalue

A noun used to refer to someone who is a complete twunt. The word is inspired by an internet user who usually used the username "nocashvalue". He was retarded enough to get this name off a coin that says "NO CASH VALUE" on it.

You know that Tom bloke? He's a complete nocashvalue.

by Anonymous January 04, 2005

Masturbate

to "pull the goalie, wank it, jerk it, or to have solo-sex"

little time pulled the goalie but didn't tell his mom he was wanking it.

by Anonymous July 17, 2003

masturbate

the main thing to catch a fish with

i used my masturbate to catch some catfish - yumyum

by anonymous December 18, 2003

masturbate

to fire ones death star
OR
to open ones fire hose

by Anonymous January 25, 2003

masturbate

Shaking hands with benjamin franklin

johnny went to the white house to see the presidents wife and shake hands with benjamin franklin

by Anonymous May 10, 2003