anOnymous's definitions

skanky priest

catholic priests that like to bang little kids; child molesters

that black jacket makes him look like a skanky priest

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

schtum

Complete and total garbage; a pile of sh*t; having absolutely no useful qualities whatsoever. Usually used when referring to a particularly bad piece of code. May also be used when referring to incomprehensible lecture material from a bad professor at a university.

During the code reviews, Matt could see that Pierre's code was a bunch of schtum and would have to be re-written.

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Garfunkle

Misspelled version of Garfunkel

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

state job

Being employed to sit around and accomplish little to nothing, the rare time you actually show up to work.

"Man this state job is so easy, even though I was late to work today it didn't matter, my boss was all hung over and watching reruns of Dukes of Hazard on his small black and white tv"

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

bertwin

mole fucker

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

gay loser

The lowest man on the totem pole. Completely the worse kind of loser a dude could be. Extreme loser. Sometimes used with "fuckin'" just to add more oomph.

That dude's a gay fuckin loser.

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Axis of Evil

Term used by George W. Bush to describe countries he wants to overrun, with words specifically chosen to stir the sheep-like American public

Bush on TV: "We must stop the axis of evil."
viewer: "oooooh avis of evil... must support unnecessary takeover of helpless nations... I have no mind of my own..."

by Anonymous August 21, 2003