anOnymous's definitions

banjo

The small strand of skin that joins the Kojack to the Rollneck on an uncircumcized male sexual organ

Last night I was procreating with a member of the female gender, when she took my organ in her mouth and licked my banjo

by Anonymous May 4, 2003

kovaled

to be up the creek without a paddle; Bad Luck; Screwed over.

"man I cannot believe that whore kovaled me by going out with my best friend"

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

m00k

Inscrutibly incapable person.
Someone who seems unable to understand/do the simplest of things.

You did what...
You *#!$%@ m00k!

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

bevan

computers

i love that computer as much as a bevan

by Anonymous July 17, 2003

Definate

This is not the way it's spelled!

The way to spell "definite" is DEFINITE.
There's no "A" in it! Dammit!
And, while I'm on the subject, there is no "A" in "excellent"!

by Anonymous August 6, 2003

bitner

1. Having achieved brief infamy or success, then proceeding to fail or bungle colossally at one or more careers or activities, partaking of a rampage of self-destruction and ruin, then moving on to something completely random and wierd, to the amazement of all.
2. The fetish of hiring and interacting with but not having sex with a prostitute.

"That is so Bitner!"

by Anonymous May 24, 2003

rizzil

variant of the word "real".

by Anonymous September 13, 2003