A douche bag who can't get none.
Me: Hey Klugman, I will be doing my girlfriend over break, what will you be doing??
Klugman: Oh, I guess I'll dress up like a dumbass and not get any.
Klugman: Oh, I guess I'll dress up like a dumbass and not get any.
by Anonymous March 03, 2003
A 30 year old man that still lives with his parents. He constantly nags about how terrible the Baltimore Orioles' front office is.
by Anonymous June 02, 2003