an extremely depressed bandu's definitions

jab

A quick insult. Usually lighthearted.

That girl was pretty annoying today, so I made a quick jab at her before leaving.

by an extremely depressed bandu May 23, 2023

go on without me

What someone says when they are going to leave someone alone in their journey.

Whether it's because they hate their guts, or because there is something preventing them from assisting said person (usually a fatal injury in the movies), the phrase usually stays the same.

Person 1: *gets stabbed in the heart*
Person 2: NO, 1!!! NOOO!!!
Person 1: G-go on without me... *dies*

by an extremely depressed bandu May 19, 2023

Numberblocks community

Hell. Obvious answer.

Satan: I will damn you to burn in the Numberblocks community.
Person 0 (according to that guy's definition, he's dead): NOOO! PLEASE NO!!!

by an extremely depressed bandu April 6, 2023

who asked

The final card in the deck of a 14 year old when they know the person they're arguing with has every edge over them.

If you find someone telling you who asked, say "I asked". They will discombobulate and be torn apart by law of universe into quarks.

Person 1: Dude, you are such a dipshit. For one, you SHOT A HUNDRED AND TWENTY SIX PEOPLE DEAD. Second off, you just raped my girlfriend. And finally, you fucking HEXED MY FAMILY!
Person 2: Umm... uhh... who asked?...

by an extremely depressed bandu May 12, 2023

scram

Get out of my sight.

Person 1: i jack off to women's boobs on discord
Person 2: HOLY SHIT, DUDE. SCRAM RIGHT NOW.

by an extremely depressed bandu May 19, 2023

Sunflower

Similar to the term "snowflake", used to describe a person who seems to be stuck as some kind of man/womanchild. Multiple examples may include being a crybaby over the lightest offenses, and translating a light insult into a death threat, among many others.

Person 1: i swear to god those guys are huge snowflakes
Person 2: Snowflake is so overused dude, try calling them sunflowers i guess lol???

by an extremely depressed bandu September 7, 2022

I was joking

The perfect excuse when you just said something stupid.

Person 1: kill yourself i hope you die a brutal death you serve zero purpose i forgot to mention your bs too
Person 2: holy shit what is wrong with you
Person 1: i was joking
Person 2: sure buddy lmao

by an extremely depressed bandu May 16, 2023