i hate having to walk through the ho strolls. everyone assumes im a hooker!
i saw your girlfriend workin it on the ho stroll last night. she said shed eat it for a rock but i didnt feel like catchin her mouth herpes on my fun stuff.
i saw your girlfriend workin it on the ho stroll last night. she said shed eat it for a rock but i didnt feel like catchin her mouth herpes on my fun stuff.
by Amy Christ May 01, 2005
my friends dragged me to some fuckstick's house so i entertained myself by gaffling his CD collection pirately.
i wish i were reading the newspaper right now but it was gaffled pirately off of the lawn.
i thought i was buying acid but got gaffled pirately. it was fuckin fake.
im gonna gaffle pirately this shirt from the store.
i wish i were reading the newspaper right now but it was gaffled pirately off of the lawn.
i thought i was buying acid but got gaffled pirately. it was fuckin fake.
im gonna gaffle pirately this shirt from the store.
by Amy Christ November 19, 2007
by Amy Christ April 30, 2005
slang for crystal meth.
by Amy Christ May 01, 2005
noun: psychological ailment when a guy always has to push or boss others around, start fights, talk shit, make himself the center of attention, assume responsibility for anyone else's triumph while also pushing the blame for his fuck-ups onto others.
"hey Cara, whatever happened to you and Bill?"
"Oh, he's cute but he has a roaring case of alpha male syndrome. all he does is talk about how awesome he thinks he is at everything and he never let me choose where we'd hang out at night. plus he punched my sister's boyfriend in the face for asking me what time it was."
"damn. what a fucking chode."
"Oh, he's cute but he has a roaring case of alpha male syndrome. all he does is talk about how awesome he thinks he is at everything and he never let me choose where we'd hang out at night. plus he punched my sister's boyfriend in the face for asking me what time it was."
"damn. what a fucking chode."
by Amy Christ October 14, 2007
by Amy Christ January 13, 2011
ex. 1: "you sure do got a pretty mouth"
"aw, snarf"
ex. 2: "Justine's in the other room being a drama queen again. i swear, you put one drop of liquor in that girl and she's crying and carrying on like someone actually gives a damn."
"oh snarf. that girl needs to be gagged and left somewhere."
ex. 3: "snarf! did you see that car just run over that hotdog stand?"
"aw, snarf"
ex. 2: "Justine's in the other room being a drama queen again. i swear, you put one drop of liquor in that girl and she's crying and carrying on like someone actually gives a damn."
"oh snarf. that girl needs to be gagged and left somewhere."
ex. 3: "snarf! did you see that car just run over that hotdog stand?"
by Amy Christ April 29, 2005