skirtlifter

n. lesbian or bisexual girl. a female who lifts other females' skirts.
girl to guy hitting on her at pub: sorry, you've got the wrong equipment. i'm a skirtlifter.
by Amy Christ December 20, 2007
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balls

adj. meaning extremely, or incredibly

used to emphasize extremes in a situation
it is balls cold outside!

that bitch's vag was balls dirty! i told her to put her pants back on and dont sit on my furniture.

I was balls wasted and tried picking up my physics teacher at the bar not even realizing it!

those twins look balls alike. i say "you want ice cream cone?" they BOTH say yes.
by Amy Christ March 05, 2008
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balls

adj. meaning extremely, or incredibly

used to emphasize extremes in a situation
it is balls cold outside!
that bitch's vag was balls dirty! i told her to put her pants back on and dont sit on my furniture.

I was balls wasted and threw a chair through a 13th floor hotel room window!

those twins look balls alike. i say "you want ice cream cone?" they BOTH say yes.
by Amy Christ March 07, 2008
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alpha male syndrome

noun: psychological ailment when a guy always has to push or boss others around, start fights, talk shit, make himself the center of attention, assume responsibility for anyone else's triumph while also pushing the blame for his fuck-ups onto others.
"hey Cara, whatever happened to you and Bill?"

"Oh, he's cute but he has a roaring case of alpha male syndrome. all he does is talk about how awesome he thinks he is at everything and he never let me choose where we'd hang out at night. plus he punched my sister's boyfriend in the face for asking me what time it was."

"damn. what a fucking chode."
by Amy Christ October 29, 2007
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karma chameleon

they come and go
they come and gooooooo
by Amy Christ April 30, 2005
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wash

small amount of drugs leftover after mainlining.
"i got so high off that dope i just gave away my wash."
by Amy Christ April 29, 2005
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gaffle pirately

v. to steal something or rip someone off as if you were a pirate.
my friends dragged me to some fuckstick's house so i entertained myself by gaffling his CD collection pirately.

i wish i were reading the newspaper right now but it was gaffled pirately off of the lawn.

i thought i was buying acid but got gaffled pirately. it was fuckin fake.

im gonna gaffle pirately this shirt from the store.
by Amy Christ December 20, 2007
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