amoebabadass's definitions

Snow eater

Someone who eats snow.

Hey, check out that snow. I'm gona eat some because I'm a snow eater.

by Amoebabadass January 7, 2018

Butter Age

The first of the five ages of bovine. Followed by the Cream Age, Cheese Age, Milk Age & the Whey Age.

Whoa to you oh children of the beef tits; for once we dwelt in the butter age yet now we dwell in the age of whey.

by Amoebabadass January 10, 2018

Urbanal Sex

The act of jerking off while reading all of the half ass, simplistic definitions on urban dictionary that some people seem to think are cleaver or funny.

Regular Person: Hey, you want to go do something productive with our time.
Looser: Nah, I'm going to throw my life away online having urbanal sex.

by Amoebabadass January 10, 2018

hit em with the cliffnotes

When two guys are having gay sex but one or both of them are not really into it so they don't put much effort into it.

Gay guy #1: Did you and Sebastian get it on last night?
Gay guy #2: Yeah, but I was tuckered out so I just hit em with the cliffnotes.

by Amoebabadass May 9, 2018