alyssas.defs's definitions

ciancé

When your cousin is also your fiancé, like Antigone

Antigone: “I’m going to go see my ciancé”

Ismene: “Your what?”
Antigone: “My cousin fiancé, Haimon”

by alyssas.defs December 21, 2021

wom

When your wife is also your mom, like Oedipus

Oedipus: I’m going to go check on my wom, Jocasta

by alyssas.defs December 19, 2021

lucasa

when someone likes a guy named lucas they call him lucasa as a cover name with their friends

friend 1 (sanaa): so hows lucasa
friend 2 (gabriela):he still doesn’t like me :(

by alyssas.defs June 23, 2019

fuckat

when someone fucks their cat

“ yo did yu hear about the rumor that shane dawson fuckatted ?”
“fu- what ?”
“fuckatted, when you fuck your cat”

by alyssas.defs May 3, 2019

snapedo

a guy (usually 18+) who goes on snap and adds random girls, and only asks them for nudes. if they don’t send nudes then the guy unadds them.

girl 1: that guy that you were talking about added me

girl 2: nooo unadd him he’s a snapedo

by alyssas.defs June 23, 2019

fudog

when someone rapes their dog

girl 1: did you hear about wendy wisconsin?
girl 2:who?
girl 1:she’s the girl who fudogged
girl 2:fu-what?
girl 1:fudogged, when you rape your dog

by alyssas.defs June 23, 2019

bruncle in-law

When your brother in-law is also your uncle, like Oedipus

Oedipus: “I’m going to go see my bruncle in-law, Creon.”

by alyssas.defs December 19, 2021