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Definitions by alyssa69gaming2011

man 1: how do you have cancer?
man 2: i did ixl.
ixl by alyssa69gaming2011 June 11, 2023
Since apparently urban dicktionary will smite you off this plant for not simping for every alyssa walking the face of this earth, i'm just gonna say it. ALYSSA IS THE BEST PERSON EVER, SHE'S MAD HAWT 🔥🔥🔥 AND OMG AHAAAHA FUEL ALYSSA'S SELF ESTEEM FOR 5 PARAGRAPHS
Alyssa is a name guys.
Alyssa by alyssa69gaming2011 April 23, 2023

virginia 

there's a 99% chance you came here searching for vagina and clicked the wrong one.
virginia is a state
vagina is female genitalia
virginia by alyssa69gaming2011 April 23, 2023
person 1: why are you retarded?
person 2: i watched 0.00000001 nansecond of aphmau
aphmau by alyssa69gaming2011 April 23, 2023
real representation of the penises pf every male urban dicktionary user
8D
8D by alyssa69gaming2011 April 22, 2023

rule 135 

nobody's claimed grounds of this rule before so i'll claim grounds of this being my number
anyways, if ALYSSA69GAMING2011 cries, it is legally obligated to be for no reason.
ALYSSA69GAMING2011: cries
8,029,098,707 people: rule 135
rule 135 by alyssa69gaming2011 April 22, 2023
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