alyson's definitions

Homosexual

A person who is attracted only to members of the same sex.

by Alyson April 21, 2003

bail

to fall, especially in a painful, embarassing, public way

I was in the cafeteria with my lunch tray when I tripped on my heels and bailed in front of everyone.

by Alyson November 3, 2004

book

1. A source of information.

2. A source of entertainment.

3. A tool barely used by todays societies, because it is not 'cool' to read a book.

1. The dictionary

2. Neil Gaimain's 'American Gods'

3. Which is a shame, really, because once upon a time (and today, in countries with little money) a book was a precious commodity.

by Alyson April 21, 2003

Bend over and I'll show ya

The comeback to end all comebacks.

Person 1: Where did you leave the _______?
Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.

Person 1: What the hell happened to my _____?
Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.

by Alyson March 31, 2003

antiwar protestor

1. A person who, is fond of futility.

2. A person whom cannot live with themselves unless they try.

by Alyson April 21, 2003

gymnastics

One of the hardest sports in the world, demanding extreme physical endurance and an ultra-tough mentality.

A gymnast must be flexible, and have near-perfect balance, grace, strength, and endurance.

Women's gymnastics practices on 4 different apparatus, each with it's own challenges: uneaven bars, balance beam, vault, floor exercise

Gymnastics is easy to watch, but I've found that it is very hard to do.

by alyson May 13, 2005

wibocked

wibocked = adjective. to have positive motives but be too over-committed to do much good in any one area

Originally derived from the acronym WIBOC, well-intentioned but over-committed

College student 1: How's it going?
College student 2: I'm in 12 clubs, the president of 3, and I have 18 credits this semester. I'm trying my best but I'm totally wibocked.

by Alyson November 2, 2004