alphahooker's definitions

tequila sunrise

The act of pounding tequila shots (with lime and salt), then eating out your womans vagina in a drunken sex craze, and promptly passing out. The tequila sunrise will be the rash-like caked on crust around your mouth in the morning that will take weeks to heal.

People thought I had painted my face up like a clown the night before but little did they know it was just a tequila sunrise.

by alphahooker May 5, 2005

Choad

Like the above definitions. Funny thing is, I was calling a fellow co-worker that, who happens to be Indian (not Native American). Turns out Choad means vagina in Indian.

'Ram you're such a choad.'
'Why did you just call me that?'

by alphahooker November 22, 2004

boston steamer

Leaving a steamy pile of shit on top of a glass table while somebody is laying under the table face up.

That glass coffee table would be perfect for a steamer, after we do lines of coke.

by alphahooker November 22, 2004

Faded to the curb

Extremely intoxicated. See also faded

'What the hell happened last night?'
'Holy shit coz you were faded to the curb!'

by alphahooker November 22, 2004