alpha's definitions

Earthlink

Lousy, bloated ISP that has lousy outsourced technical support from India. Also subject to busy signals and outages and other problems on dial-up. Earthlink might have once been above AOL and MSN but the quality of their service and support is slipping fast.

After a half-hour on the phone, and survivng the guilt-trip expert who tried to convince me otherwise, I was able to dump Earthlink and switch to a faster local ISP that doesn't outsource it's support to people who don't understand English. I hope they don't keep billing me like they did with other people who cancelled.

by Alpha May 21, 2004

h2h

"heart to heart"

spill your guts to a friend during a heart to heart conversation

actually the person doesn't even have to be a friend. go have a h2h with some random person on the street.

I called her on the phone and she was bawling. we had a h2h

by alpha January 20, 2000

Max Payne

Someone who can dodge bullets because they never use the toilet.

He is such a max payne

by alpha November 9, 2003

behenchod

one who screw up his own sister or cousin

bhaiya tum bahut bade behenchod ho

by alpha July 7, 2003

Bext

Term used to describe an absolute gimp. Originates from the name of a complete moron.

"God, look at that decapitt fucker. He's such a Bext."

by Alpha October 9, 2004