Definitions by alissenn manssenn
jessica simpson
a dumb blonde conservative twit with really big boobs and a huge nose.
enjoys telling herself that tunafish is chicken, that she's attractive, and often flaunts her stupidity by making fun of herself. she also enjoys selling dumb records and performing for president bush.
her 15 mins were up before they even started.
enjoys telling herself that tunafish is chicken, that she's attractive, and often flaunts her stupidity by making fun of herself. she also enjoys selling dumb records and performing for president bush.
her 15 mins were up before they even started.
"is this chicken what i have? or is it fish? i know it's tuna...but it says chicken of the sea!"
*slaps dumb bitch* shut up dumb bitch!
*slaps dumb bitch* shut up dumb bitch!
jessica simpson by alissenn manssenn November 10, 2004
snoop dogg
one of the only rapper worth listening to...(which also includes missy elliott and eve)...thats IT!
he's got a really low, smoothe dreamy voice and it feels like heaven whenever i listen to him.
the greatest rapper of all time.
he's got a really low, smoothe dreamy voice and it feels like heaven whenever i listen to him.
the greatest rapper of all time.
snoop dogg by alissenn manssenn November 10, 2004
ATHiNA
A FORM OF ONLiNE TYPiNG iN WHiCH YOU KEEP THE CAPS LOCKED AND KEEP ONLY THE LETTER "i" LOWER-CASE. VERY POPULAR AMONG DUMB TEEN-AGED FiLiPiNO CHiCKS WHO FiND iT FUN TO TYPE LiKE THiS...PERSONALLY, i FiND iT TO BE A PAiN iN THE ASS, AND EVEN MORE ATROCiOUS TO READ. IT'S CALLED "ATHiNA" AFTER THE DUMB PACiFiC iSLANDER BITCH WHO INVENTED iT. iT.iS.ALSO.OFTEN.TYPED.LiKE.THiS. (each word spaced out by a period instead of hitting the space bar! i wanna kill the stupid cunt who invented this disgrace to typing in english.
Hi! MY NAME iS ATHiNA! AND i iNVENTED A NEW ONLiNE TREND!!! HAR.HAR.HAR!!! MEHAL.KiTA, MAH.NiGGAS!!!
ATHiNA by alissenn manssenn November 10, 2004
pixies
one of the greatest fucking bands ever. nirvana may have never existed without them...which may or may not be a good thing.
the pixies are currently on tour along with the distillers, another awesome fucking band.
the pixies are currently on tour along with the distillers, another awesome fucking band.
pixies by alissenn manssenn November 6, 2004
nick zinner
yeah yeah yeahs guitarist. he has amazing skill and is also very sexy. often referred to as the "skinniest guitarist alive"...which is probably not true...but i would say that he's the skinniest guitarist alive with actual talent.
nick zinner by alissenn manssenn November 6, 2004