troll

One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

IRC

Series of real-time text communication channels where people congregate to ask each other why no-one's saying anything interesting without realising it's because they are fuckwits who have nothing worthwhile to say to each other

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

politician

Person who so desires power that they have lost all notion of morality and will now do or say anything to acquire more power.

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

fuckwit

Literally, one whose wit (intelligence) is fucked. Generally used as a term of abuse.

See also fucker, wanker, politician, arsecandle

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

technogypsy

Some who lives a mobile life using communications technology to allow teleworking from anywhere in the world.

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

arsecandle

Term of abuse coined by Chris Morris, creator of The Day Today and Brass Eye

You complete wankstains, you utter bunch of arsecandles

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

surplus

Referring to a person, of no apparent worth or use

Politicians? Bunch o' surplus cunts the lot of 'em

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002