cmunt

<i>noun</i>

1. A person who insists on poisson arrival even if no one is even coming to your party.

<i>adj.</I>

2. Related Word dudinsky

<i>All Grammatical Areas</i>

3. The original, old school, dirty version of smunt. It's pronounced the same.
1. He is a cmunt.

2. Jay acted in a cmuntly manner.

3. You cmunted that cmunt in a very cmuntly manner.
by alfonso January 19, 2005
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mortisha

Variable use noun.

1. a bad situation
2. cards are stacked against you

cluster fuck
That exam was a mortisha.
by alfonso May 04, 2004
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nir

a word meaning nigger. used by niggers and some honkies.
by alfonso November 25, 2004
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craphonso

noun.

1. A fast person
2. a dumbass
3. a code word for taking a shit
4. a way to tell your friend that you have to take a shit
1. Craphonso made a nice catch against NC State
2. Matt is a craphonso
3. Yo craphonso!
4. I'll be right back, craphonso.
by alfonso August 12, 2004
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mortinsk

noun.

1. a quick shit
2. a shit taken in a public restroom or at someone else's house
After eating that Mexican, I had to take a mortinsk.
by alfonso August 11, 2004
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zamudio

A person called Rodrigo that is really stupid.

Una persona llamada Rodrigo que esta bien pendejo jajaja.
by Alfonso December 12, 2004
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reindeer

noun.

1. a large assed woman
2. not good
Pickle flavored ice cream is reindeer.
That woman is a reindeer.
by alfonso May 04, 2004
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