Dip

Stupid, idiotic, or oblivious person

Your such a dip!

by Alexandra March 10, 2004

long story, no plot

A euphemism used when a story's actual details are too complicated to understand, or too embarassing to get into, or just too boring to bother with wasting the other person's time.

"Why did you two break up?"
"Long story, no plot."

by Alexandra August 06, 2004

Choda

Area between alex's ass and belly ring

Alex scratches her choda in class now that ange is gone.

by Alexandra December 08, 2003

Fuck-All Squared

Phrase meaning "absolutely nothing." Same as Square Root of Fuck-All

"How's the job search going? Found anything?" "Only fuck-all squared so far."

by Alexandra July 28, 2004

Negg

Neopian food from neopets.com

You found an Easter Negg!

by Alexandra May 15, 2004

religion

A lame excuse for abstaining from sex

"He was hot, and I really wanted to hit the sheets with him. But I couldn't, because I'm, you know, religious."

by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Wallbanger

Sexual intercourse that takes place up against a wall, usually furtive. Most often takes place due to not being able to share a bedroom with one's love when visiting family for the holidays, because of strict parental guidelines, regardless of one's age.

While everyone was in the dining room feasting on the Christmas goose, Mark and Christine snuck around the corner by the den for a wallbanger before dessert arrived on the table.

by Alexandra August 19, 2004