Gordon's brown

Any faeces or flatulance resulting in a foul, putrid smell giving one a mental image of the UK's prime minister.

a: Oh my god! I just did a Gordon's Brown, can you smell it!
b: Yeah that thing practically knocked me out!

by Alex Taylor April 05, 2008

crustup

a crustup is when you leave your food on the table without eating it for hours and it goes dry and crispy.
Works well on potato and cheese.

ah! mum, there's been a crustup, my potato and cheese have gone crispy

by alex taylor June 28, 2007

Goon

Sam weidman

Do u know Sam weidman?

Yeah, he a goon.

by Alex Taylor December 22, 2021

Tittle Spital

Breast dribble, nipple juice. You get the picture...

OOPS! just lost a bit of tittle spital!

by Alex Taylor April 07, 2008

mfusticated

To be in a hurry or panicing. Unusual word is spelt with a silent M

I'm not mfusticated! Stop being mfusticated!

by alex taylor May 07, 2007