Definitions by alex blows donkeys

sea gull

a bird found near water

caaaw!
"A SEAGULL! there must be water nearby, we're saved!"
WHACK!
"thats an emu, idiot"


NB dehydration-related delerium has evidently caused lack of knowledge about drinking salt-water

sea gull by alex blows donkeys September 16, 2003

WHACK! 

The word i stole from alex and manage to find a way to use in almost all of my examples.

WHACK!
"Stop stealing my word"

WHACK! by alex blows donkeys September 15, 2003

moggee 

the name of alyce's three-legged cat

MOGGEE! come on moggee, DINNER!

moggee by alex blows donkeys September 14, 2003

eck 

i word i destinctly remember emily inventing.

make up your own words, fatty

god, katie's a fat. eck!

eck by alex blows donkeys September 8, 2003

frustrated metalhead 

a generally angry mood that revolves around someone who's had an unfortunate accident involving getting their head dipped in molten metal

ned kelly was often a frustrated metalhead although in this particular case he chose to wear metal to symbolise his respect for those involved in molten metal-related accidents

frustrated metalhead by alex blows donkeys September 4, 2003

hajuju 

i'll see you in court, katie.

i'll show YOU cosmic food

hajuju by alex blows donkeys September 4, 2003

cosmic food

any food other than broccoli.

"Are carrots cosmic food?"
"Yes"
"Are mars bars cosmic food?"
"Yes"
"Is broccoli cosmic food?"
WHACK
"Insult cosmic food like that again and you won't get any more"

cosmic food by alex blows donkeys September 4, 2003