Nozzy

Idiot. Usually cannot spell many simple words and phrases correctly. Is considered a factor in the spread of stupidity around the world.

What the nozzy are you doing?

by Alex December 18, 2003

Solightinitis

"An air borne parasitic pathogen which infects the host and causes the host to have an "ungodly" craving to grope the crotch of young boys"

"The priest came down with a bad case of Shandonitis and had to be contained in order to keep him away from the crotch of Kevin the young Alter boy"

by Alex October 27, 2002

cheese grater

when you put your nuts in a girls mouth and beat off on her forehead or chest while she chews on your nuts

Bob: Dude Sally gave me a sloppy cheese grater
Ted:Sweet dude!

by Alex April 27, 2004

hash bash

the act of inhaling yer' stash

After my hash bash, I laid down on the floor and started cooing like a baby.

by alex November 23, 2004

dave chappelle

funniest man ever!!!!

what ok and yeah.....lil jon impersonation

Im Rick james bitch

by alex March 09, 2004

brutalitised

A presence of being in which a person (the dumpee) feels the proverbial "burn" of said dumpedness. Also known as "Oh gutted, al" syndrome.

"I don't mean to bitch about it, but the only thing he had going for him in the bedroom was the TV."
"Oh man, he just got brutalitised!"

- Ex girlfriend and pals.

by Alex October 21, 2004

See, I told you so

phrase used to tell skeptics off after the fact; commonly used by Rush Limbaugh

To all you anti-war protestors: See, we told you so. Saddam no longer reigns. Get over it.

by Alex April 25, 2003