alex's definitions

Brain Salad Surgery

1. oral sex
2. Best Emerson, Lake & Palmer album

by Alex March 13, 2003

The She

a swedish mistress that lives in the sewers of imitation China Town

The She says...

by Alex March 14, 2003

dock the dick

to castrate (in another way of course)

"Understand Rael, that's the end of your tail."
"Don't delay, dock the dick!" I watch his countdown timer tick.
-Genesis, The Colony Of Slippermen

by Alex March 18, 2003

Preen

also applies to any teenager who tries to act like one, but whose parts haven't started working yet

Look at that preen flirting it up with those girls! They must be a foot taller than him!

by Alex March 18, 2003

RTFM

what some headstrong guys won't do if something's wrong with a piece of equipment, then blame the problem on it

"Why the hell won't this computer play my MP3s?"
"RTFM, it'll tell ya."

by Alex March 18, 2003

Trekker

what the Trekkie nerds would rather have you call them

Normal person: Hey there, Trekkie nerd!
Trekkie, obviously outraged: Excuse me, Klingon-lover? That's Trekker!
Normal person: Whoa, sorry! Would it hurt for me to say that you've obviously never seen a real vagina before?
Trekkie, sobs: Only Romulan.
Normal person: That's alright, go back to closely examining the 27th frame of the 33rd second of the 17th minute of Episode G-382.

by Alex March 20, 2003

actor

A person who makes tons of money by pretending not to be himself, whether on film, television, radio, theatre, etc. etc. In this time of necessary war (at least on timestamp at bottom of definition), most of this type will unknowingly end their careers by bitching about President Bush's clever observations on Saddam Hussein and how he should be stopped.

by Alex March 23, 2003