alex's definitions

Rickenbacker

guitar manufacturer, makes a killer bass

The Rickenbacker 4001/4003 has the best sound of any bass guitar ever.

by Alex February 25, 2003

Total Request Live

prime example of today's youths' musical taste, or lack thereof. Just exactly what's wrong with society and why all the other countries hate us (ok, maybe not that)

Dude, Carson Daly is a total kiss-ass. I wish I could land a gig just by calling Kelly Osbourne the best singer ever.

by Alex February 26, 2003

Dick Cheney

vice president who needs to go see the Wizard for a new heart. Calls all of Bush's shots.

Anybody notice that Dick hasn't been around lately? Is he in his undisclosed place or have they faked his death?

by Alex February 26, 2003

Lord Of The Rings

another nerd clique

Dude, look at those Tolkeinites. They obviously haven't seen a vagina before.

by Alex February 26, 2003

fuckmo

A retarded ass homo that prances around saying "nigga" and preeching about how often he masturbates.

Red is such a fuckmo.

by Alex February 26, 2003

Rocky

a flying squirrel

by Alex March 2, 2003

democracy

a form of government that could never work in China

by Alex March 3, 2003