albert's definitions

kidney punch

The act of striking a person in the area of the kidney. Can cause severe internal bleeding, resulting in the incapacitation of the injured person and sometimes death.

Jon received a kidney punch during the brawl.

by Albert February 15, 2004

elke

Somebody that has an addiction to alcolohic beverages

"err u r an elke-holic!"

by albert October 18, 2003

hump day

The middle of a work week (Wednesday); used in the context of climbing a proverbial hill to get through a tough week.

After hump day, the weekend gets closer.

by Albert February 15, 2004

drive it like you stole it

Drive fast; drive as if you stole the car and the police are after you.

If you are not here in ten minutes, I'm leaving without you. So put the pedal to the metal and drive it like you stole it.

by Albert February 15, 2004

MYOC

verb: Mind your own conversations

Person 1: Yeah well I got a Apple computer

Random Guy: Ha I got a PC

Person 2: MYOC

by Albert May 10, 2004

can of worms

A tricky situation which requires much effort to resolve.

My girlfriend caught me kissing another woman, so I think I opened up a can of worms on that one.

by Albert February 14, 2004

Popcorn Princess

1.Noun. To be obsessed with popcorn, including the making or distributing of.
2.Adj/Noun. To be short, redheaded, obsessed with management officials involved in the making of said popcorn.
3.Noun. Pedophile.

Worker at Cineplex Odeon, thinks she's Lindsey Lohan.

by Albert March 1, 2004