albert's definitions

superbowl snafu

The event during the Super Bowl XXXVIII halftime show in which Justin Timberlake removed the right side of Janet Jackson's top, revealing her breast.

CBS apologized for Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake's Superbowl Snafu.

by Albert February 14, 2004

buttiss

You buttiss!
Craig is the buttiss.

by Albert September 21, 2003

Accord

Drive a nice luxorious sedan.

I got a 2000 Honda Accord V-tech, and smoked a camaro,then he said that his anti-slippery system is not to good, what kind of pussy statement is that.
Your shit sucks, buy a bimmer or a benzo then you could proof your a man! Shit.

by Albert December 11, 2003

hump day

The middle of a work week (Wednesday); used in the context of climbing a proverbial hill to get through a tough week.

After hump day, the weekend gets closer.

by Albert February 15, 2004

MYOC

verb: Mind your own conversations

Person 1: Yeah well I got a Apple computer

Random Guy: Ha I got a PC

Person 2: MYOC

by Albert May 10, 2004

Derrty Derrty

Nickname for STL or St. Louis, MO; also known as the Lou or St. Louie

Allie: Are you going to the casino in the derrty derrty this weekend?

Greg: Oh hell yeah I'll be there!!

by AlBert October 4, 2013

urination dance

The urineation dance is an action performed when one must urinate badly. It is conducted by placing your legs together to seal off and prevent premature urination.

The urination dance is the opposite of the rain dance. It's objective is to prevent water from falling.

by Albert January 6, 2005