albert's definitions

sasquatch

A person who is a) unusually hairy or b) has extremely large feet. (Derived from the name for Bigfoot)

John's so hairy he looks like a sasquatch.

Mike just trampled me with his big ol' sasquatch feet.

by Albert February 14, 2004

can of worms

A tricky situation which requires much effort to resolve.

My girlfriend caught me kissing another woman, so I think I opened up a can of worms on that one.

by Albert February 14, 2004

dude

1) A man.

2) A friend.

3) An exclamation.

That dude over there is looking at me funny.

Hey dude! Long time, no see!

Dude!!! Why did you do that?!?!

by Albert February 14, 2004

true that

1. Used after something said, to show agreeance.
2. ghetto talk for "ditto"
3."I agree"

1a." man, that show last night was the bomb"
2a."true that"

by Albert February 10, 2004

persocom

Any one of several a.i. machines in the form of humans (mainly female) that were created to serve their owner by performing simple to complex activities. The usefulness of a persocom is directly proportional to its size. The larger persocoms are capable of emulating comlex emotions and have self learning capabilities.

" I got my persocom to do my taxes for me, it was a breeze"

by Albert February 9, 2004

Accord

Drive a nice luxorious sedan.

I got a 2000 Honda Accord V-tech, and smoked a camaro,then he said that his anti-slippery system is not to good, what kind of pussy statement is that.
Your shit sucks, buy a bimmer or a benzo then you could proof your a man! Shit.

by Albert December 11, 2003

k.a.r.m.b

The coolest shit in the world

I want to be in K.A.R.M.B its so cool.

by Albert October 28, 2003