AlBert's definitions

persocom

Any one of several a.i. machines in the form of humans (mainly female) that were created to serve their owner by performing simple to complex activities. The usefulness of a persocom is directly proportional to its size. The larger persocoms are capable of emulating comlex emotions and have self learning capabilities.

" I got my persocom to do my taxes for me, it was a breeze"

by Albert February 9, 2004

dinglewhip

A hair poking out of a dingleberry. (see dingleberry).

When the dingleberry finally fell off of my cornhole, I realized that it had a dinglewhip.

by albert February 20, 2004

SUV

1) An acronym for Sport Utility Vehicle.

2) A vehicle intended for use in recreational areas.

Dave took his SUV to the mountains for a few days.

by Albert February 15, 2004

kegger

A party at which a keg of beer is present.

I here there's going to be a kegger at Jack's house tonight.

by Albert February 14, 2004

go yard

To hit a home run in the game of baseball.

Nomar Garciaparra should go yard 2 or 3 times in this game.

by Albert February 14, 2004

sasquatch

A person who is a) unusually hairy or b) has extremely large feet. (Derived from the name for Bigfoot)

John's so hairy he looks like a sasquatch.

Mike just trampled me with his big ol' sasquatch feet.

by Albert February 14, 2004

un coco

meaning you like somebody, a crush

man jimmy i have a un coco for this girl.

by albert May 3, 2004