Murse

A Male nURSE. Often used within the industry to refer to nurses who are male.

"Joe doesn't like the term "male nurse"; he says it's old-fashioned."

"So what then?"

"Murse."

by al-in-chgo May 14, 2016

tannoy

Britishism for a public-address or loudspeaker system, a use of a corporate name as generic, like the American "Coke machine" or "Kleenex". Derived from TANtalum allOY, the Tannoy company builds loudspeakers and high-end audio speakers and is still in business.

"Where are you going, Mac?"

"Didn't you hear? They came over the tannoy five minutes ago and said we'd be closing early on account of Christmas Eve."

by al-in-chgo December 19, 2014

Broke and Spattered

Literary slang for "came" (or "cummed")," or "had orgasm." The anti-hero in Anthony Burgess' dystopian novel, A CLOCKWORK ORANGE (played by Malcolm McDowell in the movie) 'broke and spattered' at the end of intercourse.

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"So I was doing my girlfriend, and I had been humping away for about half an hour -- "

"Dude, you have great discipline. I would have broke and spattered after five minutes!"

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by al-in-chgo March 12, 2010

organized grabass

U.S. Marine Corps term for intramural football games set up in periods of slack to keep the soldiers from having too much idle time.

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Sargeant, there's a hole between mess at 1245 and policing the grounds at 1400. How about a little organized grabass for the men?" -- "Excellent idea, Corporal. Tell Johnston and Greene to ready the football supplies.

by al-in-chgo April 07, 2011

genital jelly

Another way yet to refer to semen, especially the kind that dries quickly to the consistency of rubber cement (mucilage) or jelly.

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Guy cums on partner's stomach: "Oops! Better wipe that up quick before it turns into genital jelly."

by al-in-chgo March 13, 2010

knob slobber

1. A euphemism combined with a metaphor: Knob: euphemism for dick head, penis (cf. "get my knob polished"). Slobber: visible pre-cum (pre-ejaculate fluid) emanating from the penis, so called because the fluid is clear and visually resembles drool or spittle.

2. By extension, knob slobber can also mean a dick head bearing visible saliva (spittle) from fellatio, together with pre-ejaculate. The combination of the two is also clear.

A related term is knob slob, a giver of messy blowjobs.

--"Timm pre-cums so much his knob slobber looks like a deluge."

by al-in-chgo June 16, 2011

fandelier

A ceiling fan, usually five-bladed, that incorporates a chandelier, usually with four light fixtures.

Every bedroom in the house has a fandelier, and they use a remote-control for the on-off switch.

by al-in-chgo January 13, 2014