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mutually assured destruction

1. (MAD) Any situation or course of action which ensures the total erradication of all parties involved.

2. Often used to describe what would have happened in the Cold War Era were one side to have attacked the other using nuclear weapons, causing the other side to retaliate, ensuring the nuclear obliteration of most of Asia and North America.
1. When Phil and Bob entered into that gay-suicide-love-pact, they were pursuing a course of mutually assured destruction.

2. Mutually assured destruction never happened in the Cold War -- look around you people; we're living in America, not the movie Cyborg.
mutually assured destruction by Al October 12, 2003
1. Mid-level programming language that provides extreme versatility, given a willingness to perhaps spend months writing a program.

2. Grade earned as a direct result of sexual favors.

3. Right up there with capping rival drug dealers and playing out hos in the gangbangin' world.
1. #include <iostream>
int main()
{std::cout << "this is c++\n";
return 0;}

2. Michelle got a c++ because she went down on the teacher. Otherwise, she couldn't have managed an F.

3. Now that urbandictionary.com has definitions for c++, look for words like "accounting" and "1040EZ form", which are also closely linked to life on the streets.
c++ by Al October 12, 2003

Ass clown 

craigers is an ass clown and cant think of any better insult than ass clown for other people
Ass clown by al October 2, 2003
Boobs that are large for the sole reason that the girl is fat.
Bob: That girl is hot, she's got a nice rack.

Bill: Those are floobs, man, what are you talking about?
floobs by al September 30, 2003

Fartknocker 

a person who farts with such horrific power that they knock someone out
Fartknocker by Al September 29, 2003

Cooch-pirate 

Someone who is continually after the cooch.
Cooch-pirate by Al September 23, 2003
the act of writing something to look very or exactly alike the last written entry to try and getaway with.
Man, i know you drylabbed that shit, do it properly.
drylab by Al September 22, 2003