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Short for laughed out loud, the apostrophe differentiates it from LOL (laugh out loud). Often LOLed is written to mean this but you can't laugh out louded.
Should I be ashamed that I L'OL at that?
L'OL by ajuk March 5, 2010

Sarcolepsy 

n

A disorder that causes someone to come out with random, uncalled for or inappropriate out bursts of sarcasm.

Sarcoleptic's often get jobs in tabloid journalism often introducing sarcasm into blatantly obtuse or ignorant rantings.
Person A "Hi is this the Meeting"
Person B "No we're here for the circle jerk"
Person C "Sorry about him he has Sarcolepsy, of the ass"
Sarcolepsy by ajuk November 27, 2009

Leamington Spa

Leamington Spa is a wealthy town in Warwickshire, it has more high street shops and amenities than an average town of it's size because it has a wealthy population, also it adjoins Warwick and Whitnash to form a much bigger conurbation, and neither of those towns have much in their centres, so all the shops and most of the night-life is in Leamington. Many of the amenities lie on the border between Leam and Warwick. The river Leam runs through the town and near constant parks run along it, Leam is also what local people like to call Leamington for short.
I got lost in Leamington Spa.
Leamington Spa by ajuk November 22, 2009
Southam is a small town in Warwickshire, There are a number of pubs for adults, but no night club or landmark area.

There isn't a lot for this kids tand young people to do so there is a lot of crime.
I got mugged in Southam.
Southam by ajuk November 22, 2009
Acronym - None of my fucking business.
Listen to me its NOMFB I don't want to know OK.
NOMFB by ajuk July 2, 2009

hetrophobia 

A miss spelling of the word heterophobia.
Clive spelled heterophobia as hetrophobia.
hetrophobia by ajuk April 14, 2009

Jailbait 

A Young girl close to the age of consent (typically aged 13-16 but more commonly 14-16) who either looks like she is over the age of consent and/or actively seeks men over the age of consent.
Stay away from her she is jailbait!
Jailbait by ajuk December 8, 2007