Definitions by ajaw

Slipknot Sucks 

This is true. Slipknot does suck.

Slipknot is gay and ghey.

Slipknot Sucks by AJAW August 8, 2004

$texas

It was actually French Stewart who wagered $texas. Burt Reynolds wrote nothing down.

"And you wagered Texas with a dollar sign. I'm speechless."

$texas by AJAW August 3, 2004

teh un-n00b

A newbie who isn't a n00b. A rarity these days on a lot of message boards.

'Oh my god! Teh un-n00b!'

teh un-n00b by AJAW July 26, 2004

bandwagon jumper 

Anyone who bashes President Bush and is planning to vote for John Kerry.

'Hey, look at Joe. Just last year he was supporting Bush, and now he's carrying a sign supporting Kerry. What a bandwagon jumper.'

bandwagon jumper by AJAW July 19, 2004

matt damon 

One of Hollywood's 'pretty boys' who proved that he's actually a good actor with 'The Bourne Identity', and will most likely continue to prove this with TBI's two upcoming sequels, 'The Bourne Supremacy' and 'The Bourne Ultimatum'.

The Bourne Identity kicked a lot of ass.

matt damon by AJAW July 18, 2004

finger eleven 

Kickass band whose song 'Slow Chemical' was bastardized by the tech guys in WWE and used for a crappy guy with a mask.

Right now I'm listening to 'Slow Chemical' by Finger Eleven, which is a band that kicks much ass.

finger eleven by AJAW July 18, 2004

randy orton 

The crappies wrestler known to man. Nicknamed Randy Boreton because he's so boring.

Everyone who posted something good about Orton is a stupid fucking WWE mark and needs to go see some NWATNA.

randy orton by AJAW July 18, 2004